Dear Self,

1) If your child sleeps through the night…enjoy it!  Becoming worried and paranoid about the fact that he hasn’t woken up by 4:30, and subsequently checking on him 3 times before finally waking him up to eat at 5:45 sort of takes the fun out of it.

2) Next year, order your Easter photos earlier.  It seems one week ahead isn’t enough time, and receiving them after Easter…also takes the fun out of it.

3) When your office has a Relay For Life bake sale during your diet…just call in sick.  You do not have the will power to make it through this gracefully!

Until next time,
Self